Zooey Deschanel attended the Critics’ Choice Awards yesterday where she tied with Amy Poehler for Best Actress in a Comedy Series. A tie? What kind of bs is this? That’s like giving two first place trophies. What is this, high school football?
But that’s beside the point. Someone tell me why Zooey Deschanel looked more like a cross between Megan Fox and Kat Dennings than herself on the red carpet yesterday.
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