Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez Were at the Beach

Ashley Tisdale is plain in every way so it wasn’t that big of a deal she hit up Malibu beach in a bikini to celebrate her 27th birthday. I even gave her a chance, but she looked like Gollum in the first picture.

Nevertheless, she was there with her boyfriend Scott Speer and he went in for a romantic kiss anyway. Well, as romantic as sucking the soul out of someone can be. That kiss must have been so awkward for the guy. Um, it was over 10 seconds ago. You can open your eyes now.

Selena Gomez was also there celebrating. Albeit, not in a bikini but rather in a gigantic shawl. Oddly enough, Justin Bieber was nowhere in sight. Which was a good thing because it gave one of the guys the perfect opportunity to flirt with her.