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It’s Jessica Biel and the Three-Boobed Hooker from ‘Total Recall’

For some reason, one of the more important concerns fans had about the Total Recall remake was the three-boobed hooker possibly not being in it due to the PG-13 rating. Thankfully, their concerns were addressed at Comic-Con when the three-boobed girl showed up with an explanation on how they were going to get past the PG-13 rating. The answer: a piece of fabric covering the nipples. A slight disappointment but even though she’s mostly covered, you’ll be happy to know it was still enough to give Jessica Biel a lady boner.

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'Major Nutt
11 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks that looks gross?

Don’t get me wrong, she’s fucking hot as hell… but the whole 3rd boob thing and all… I’d like have to put a paper bag over her chest…