It’s the ‘Taken 2’ Trailer

I’m pretty sure I posted the teaser to Taken 2 a while ago but now that the full trailer is out, I felt it was my duty to post this too.

In the first movie, Liam Neeson’s daughter was kidnapped to be sold as a sex slave. Then Liam made this big speech on the phone and killed everyone. Now a guy who looks like Bill Connolly from Boondock Saints is mad that he killed his “sons” and wants revenge which is why he’s kidnapped his wife and plans to do the same with his daughter. Lo and behold, Liam’s daughter isn’t so helpless anymore. She has guns and grenades now and daddy is teaching her how to be a badass. And then pew pew pew. And kablooie!

On an unrelated note, I wonder why IMDB doesn’t hire me to write their movie summaries.

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