Justin Bieber Was Driving Over 100MPH

Justin Bieber is an ostentatious dickwad with a chrome plated Fisker Karma. He’s also young and famous which means it isn’t that surprising he was cited for speeding on the freeway.

L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine, who was an LAPD motor officer for 18 years, spotted Justin’s chrome Fisker Karma speeding in excess of 100 mph and called it in. Zine claims Bieber was trying to get rid of a team of paparazzi. Makes perfect sense. Those paparazzi were prepared to shoot Justin on the spot. With cameras.

“Bieber was driving like a maniac.  He was weaving in and out of traffic.  There was hardly any space between cars as he weaved from lane to lane.”

Zine says, “If I was on patrol, I would have arrested him for reckless driving.  I was going 60 and he drove by me like he was in a rocket ship.  He was a maniac.”

Scooter Braun, Beiber’s manager, says Zine was just looking for a headline and notes Justin was only cited for going 80 mph. After getting ticketed, photogs resumed chasing Bieber who this time called 911. CHP pulled everyone over and told them to behave.

Bieber apologists are going to blame the paparazzi for creating a hazardous situation (that’s what they’re being investigated for). But the fact is, who cares. So they take a picture of you driving in your fancy chrome car. Big deal. Your famous. Not like they don’t have a thousand other pictures of you. What, was Selena Gomez giving you a handjob while you were driving and you didn’t want people to know?