Kate Beckinsale was on Wednesday’s Conan O’Brien show and talked about the time she hired stripper Reverend Balls to perform for her friend who was turning 14.
You used to get this free magazine… that had lots of lists of agencies for those (singing telegrams) and we would order them for our friends’ birthdays… I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be extra funny if we got a fully stripping one…’ StarPulse
Funny? More like awesome.
“We called up a stripping vicar… and his name was the Reverend Balls. It was quite cheap, we could afford it… (and) nobody said, ‘You sound a bit young for the Reverend Balls, you can’t have him.'”
A cheap male stripper named Reverend Balls. This should turn into a Happy Madison production in no time.
“There was only about five of us… it was rather sedate.. and then this middle-aged, quite unattractive, sort of skinny, baldish bloke turned up and said, ‘You do want the full strip?’
So I take it he wasn’t that attractive. But what about his elephant thong? Did he make the trunk shoot out liquid like a real elephant?
“As soon as he said that, (it was) not funny at all… It was horrible… I sent my mother off to get a pizza or something and there was nobody there to rescue us. He came in and he took off his collar that vicars have and he suddenly flung everything off and was standing there with everything kind of horribly stuffed into this kind of elephant thong… I hadn’t really thought it through.
“He said, ‘Meet my friend from the mission!’ and went to get the elephant off… but we obviously looked suitably devastated and he didn’t… and then he sort of half-heartedly tried to get somebody to slap his bottom and then wouldn’t leave because he couldn’t find one of his socks. He was there (for) ages. It was very awkward.”
“Alright you 14-year-olds, who wants to see my penis,” is definitely something you never want to say at a party. Or anywhere for that matter.
Side note: The title at Starpulse was similar to this title and I thought it meant Kate Beckinsale, who just turned 39, has a 14-year-old friend who she hired a male stripper for. Turns out Kate Beckinsale isn’t as big of a weirdo as I thought.