Katy Perry Might Be Hooking Up With John Mayer or Robert Pattinson

Depending on what site you read, Katy Perry is either hooking up with John Mayer or Robert Pattinson.

Katy was recently seen getting “cozy” with Mayer over the weekend. “They were so flirty and all over each other that night at the bar, they really liked each other. Their personalities just clicked and they were flirting and dancing and it was on.” Oh, was it… “on?”

On Friday, Katy invited John to her place for pizza. Pizza! You know what that means. *Makes hole with fingers, shoves index finger in and out of it, giggles*

But hold on. Hollywood Life say Katy Perry was getting cozy with Robert Pattinson. Well, getting cozy with Blackbook which had a picture of Rob on the cover. Gossip Cop, taking the tongue-in-cheek headline very seriously and blowing it out of proportion for page views, debunks this “rumor” calling the writers from Hollywood Life “hacks.”

Blog fight! Blog fight! Place your bets on which pasty writer will slap fight their way to victory winning the hearts of no one anywhere.

Note: This post was mainly used as an excuse to post more photos of Katy Perry in a bikini.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
9 years ago

john mayer or pattinson. let’s see, they’re both abrahamics and filthy creatures that i wouldn’t allow to touch me. john mayer, but don’t touch katy, especially on those beautiful buttock dimples. i might want to drink champagne out of those beautiful little cups. omg! dun, dun, dun! you and rihanna are twin sisters. oh my!!! #horny

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9 years ago

Dang ol she can’t speak dang ‘ol like we do man but dang ‘ol tell you what man she speak the language of love man.

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