There’s absolutely no interesting news today so here’s Kendall Jenner sunbathing in a bikini for Twitter. When you’ve got Jenner/Kardashian blood running through you, it’s never too early to pimp yourself out. Kris Jenner probably sets calendar reminders for her kids on when to post bikini pics to Twitter. I think it’s Tuesdays at 4pm and Thursdays at 6pm. She’s got famewhoring down to a science.
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