Marilyn Manson Won’t Date Avril Lavigne Because She’s Canadian

Recently, there was a rumor that Marilyn Manson was hooking up with Avril Lavigne. Everyone thought it was suspect considering Manson was a big step down, looks-wise, from Brody Jenner. Hey, but this is the same girl who married Deryck Whibley from Sum 41. That dude lived under a bridge for most of his life.

Well you can all calm down now. Manson denied the rumors yesterday saying he wouldn’t date her because she has a big flaw. She’s Canadian.

“Yesterday I read that I was dating Avril Lavigne and I was like ‘F**k I wouldn’t do that, she’s Canadian. No offence to Canada. I know her, I accidentally shaved her head…but, you never know where these stories come from.”

The ‘Tainted Love’ star then added: “Sometimes they have some sort of valid truth to them. Did I f**k Avril Lavigne? Who knows…I can’t remember, no. Sorry Avril!”

That stupid haircut Avril Lavigne is walking around with was an accident? That makes a lot more sense. I was starting to think she was trying to copy Cassie’s hair but had to do it on layaway.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

and canadian bacon literally means the cannibalism of native people.

Pretty Angry
Pretty Angry
11 years ago

Oh my god. She’s rockin the Cassie do..3 years later