When girls are 5, they want a pony. They don’t realize how unrealistic their demands are because once you start explaining how much it costs to stable and feed them, their eyes glaze over, and before you can finish telling them about the vet bills, they shout at you, “So am I getting a pony or not?!”
Suffice to say, that’s how I imagine Miley Cyrus was when she told Liam Hemsworth she wanted a baby.
Set to tie the knot with the Hunger Games hunk, 22, bride-to-be Cyrus, 19, isn’t worried about wedding planning as much as she is family planning. “Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly,” a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting on The Last Song set in 2009.
“They are both mature and ready for this,” says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”Us Weekly
Miley is 19 going on 40. That’s true. For her voice. Her maturity? Not so much. Someone should tell her a baby isn’t just something you can throw away once you get bored of it. I mean, you could, but then people throw a hissy fit about it.
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