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Minka Kelly Has a Sex Tape

Finally, a sex tape people actually want to watch. Reports are coming out that a Minka Kelly sex tape is being shopped around to the highest bidder.

This may be one of the holy grails of sex tapes as it’s shot semi-professionally using a tripod and “hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.” The tape was shot in New Mexico with an ex-boyfriend.

The one slight complication is Minka may have been underage when the tape was made. In the video, two songs are playing from Brandy’sNever Say Never album which was released 16 days before Minka turned 18. Luckily, the music wasn’t added after the fact to make it seem like she was over 18 because Minka can be seen singing and dancing to it in the video.

Granted, an almost 18-year-old Minka Kelly sex tape can’t really be considered a complication. That’s like someone telling you you won the lotto but the only complication is you have to have sex with Megan Fox.

Also, here’s all my credit cards. Take my money already.

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