Sage Stallone May Have Been Dealing Drugs

Investigators now believe Sage Stallone was likely dealing drugs, specifically Hydrocodone, a generic Vicodin.

Authorities note that more than 60 giant empty prescription bottles were found in his room. Each bottle held a minimum of 500 pills but not a single Hydrocodone tablet was found in Sage’s house.

Sources also note that Sage was 5’7” and 188 pounds. This leads one law enforcement source to believe that Sage was not using and was in fact dealing. “He was pudgy, and drug addicts are always rail thin.”

Oh, what. So not only is he a drug dealer, he’s a fat drug dealer. Low blow, man. Low blow. Next thing you know, they’ll be calling him slightly retarded. With bad breath.

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