Tom Cruise Can Read Minds Now

Rolling Stone has an expose on Scientology by Janet Reitman and in it, Reitman claims Tom Cruise has traversed the Bridge to Total Freedom and achieved OT VII, a stage of Scientology rarely if ever seen by most. Mainly because most are not multi-millionaires like Tom Cruise. Anyway, through intense “auditing” sessions and large contributions, once you become OT like Tom you’re apparently telepathic.

Operative Thetans, Reitman says, have “have total ‘control’ over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.”

The more advanced Cruise and other Operating Thetans become, Reitman reports, they reach a God-like state: “At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time.” Us Weekly

One thing I don’t understand is why anyone would join Scientology once they hear this. You’d expect their first reaction to be to back away slowly and not, “Whoa?! Really?! You mean I can have mind bullets? Pew pew pew! Where do I sign up?”

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Angela Snapp
10 years ago

So it was Tom who wanted the divorce and he just mind controlled Katie into doing the foot work cause he was busy…that explains everything

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veiny butt
10 years ago

Yeah, not only can he read minds, he can read my hemorrhoids by tongue with his eyes closed! He’s AMAZING!!!

10 years ago

What’s on my mind grapes Tom?

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throbbing blue vein
10 years ago

If he can control the behavior of humans, why didn’t he use it to prevent Katie from leaving him? Or did his hold on her finally break after all these years and that’s why they’re divorcing?

And if he can control matter why doesn’t he make himself taller and get rid of those stupid lifts he likes so much?

According to the scientists at the Marvel Research Center, those who can manipulate matter can shape/reshape anything and anyone including themselves.

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