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Amanda Bynes’ Hit-and-Run Case Re-Opened

Finally realizing that Amanda Bynes has been tearing through LA in her BMW like she was playing Carmageddon, prosecutors have re-opened the hit-and-run case where Amanda allegedly rear-ended a BMW on the 101 Freeway and fled.

The case was rejected at first due to no independent witnesses but with a different recent hit-and-run on August 4, prosecutors are starting to think there’s something to this story.

This means Amanda could be charged with 2 misdemeanor hit-and-runs, each carrying a max sentence of 6 months.

No doubt Amanda will say she’s innocent, once again asking her assistant to enlist the help of Obama by dialing him on the Obama phone. *Assistant whispers something to Amanda* “Wait, what do you mean there’s no Obama phone?!”

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