Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie May Marry This Saturday

French media is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will forsake their “we won’t marry until gays can marry everywhere” excuse and will marry this Saturday.

The wedding is expected to take place at their French chateau, Miraval. However, local papers are denying the rumors.

The rumors may have started after people found out Brad and Angelina were holding a family party at the French home this weekend.

Guests include Brad’s mom and dad and top jeweler Robert Procop, the guy who made their engagement ring. They say it’s for Brad’s parents’ 50th wedding anniversary but everyone prefers to jump to conclusions and think otherwise.

In light of this news, ten helicopters outfitted with the latest imaging equipment have already been commissioned for Saturday while a paparazzi black ops team is currently undergoing last minute preparations. Their team name is Seal Team Fabulous.

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