For whatever reason, Vanity Fair interviewed Carson Daly. I’d like to think of it as a pity piece or filler. That or the interviewer, Geroge Wayne, really wanted to know whether or not Christina Aguilera squirts during an orgasm. That George Wayne is a real perv.
G.W. Let’s cut to the chase: Do you think Christina Aguilera squirts when she has an orgasm?
C.D. Are you kidding me? Is that your opener? I have no idea. I can’t imagine the thought. I mean, really.
G.W. I mean, clearly—just look at the outfits she chooses to wear onstage. Tell that girl to put some clothes on! I believe that is a rational question to ask you. I know it is a bit off-piste.
C.D. Yes, it is. I will say she does have a lot of people on her team, a whole entourage to help her, and she knows what she is doing. Oh boy, I love you. You are the best. You are so great—just the best. Despite your asinine question about Christina, it is still a pleasure to be here with you.
Wow, that guy didn’t even massage it in. He just thrust it in there like Carson was some cheap hooker. However, to answer George’s question, yea, Christina probably does squirt. But probably not how you imagine it. Unless you’re imagining her squirting out all the bacon/chicken grease her body absorbed since the last time she had an orgasm.
H/T: Dlisted
That chick is thick