Honey Boo Boo’s Niece Has Four Fingers, Two Thumbs

It must be a given that if you’re born into the Honey Boo Boo family, you’re going to be dealing with a few abnormalities. Their genes are around 80% recessive. Knowing that, it’s not shocking that the newest member of the family, Kaitlyn who was born to 18-year-old teen mom Anna, came out with four fingers and two thumbs on her right hand (picture). Mama June loves her nonetheless. “We have embraced [the abnormality]. It makes Kaitlyn more special to us.”

June has been helping raise Kaitlyn while Anna finishes her senior year of high school. “Sometimes my mama gives me pointers,” says Anna, who declines to name the baby’s father and says he is not in the picture. “Sometimes I just learn on my own.” Haha, pointers. I see what you did there.

The only bad thing about being born with two thumbs is it’s going to be a lot harder for Kaitlyn to decide which one to suck on. On the other hand, she’ll be one of the few people able to give something three thumbs up.

In related news, expect this kid to be as hillbilly as the rest of the family. They’re already dipping the kid’s pacifier in Code Red Mountain Dew before putting it in her mouth. I guess they figure since she’s going to be losing all her teeth anyway, might as well get a head start. “Ain’t no granddaughter of mine gonna fall behind,” said Mamma June.

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11 years ago

Easy with the use of “hillbilly,” son. I am one. Those people in that tv show are from Georgia, not Appalachia.

11 years ago
Reply to  BobKincaid

hillbilly: n. – an unsophisticated country person.

I think they nailed the usage.

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11 years ago

They are awful! I hope they get that baby’s hand fixed!