Kate Upton Does Contributor Magazine

Good news. Kate Upton is in Contributor Magazine. Even better news. She’s naked. Terrible news: She’s covered. God, it’s like this “squishy brick” doesn’t even want us to see her “floppy boobs.” I mean that only in the nicest way possible or whichever way gets me close enough to cut off a lock of her hair.

  • meme

    but please, don’t objectify me.

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