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Kate Upton Does Contributor Magazine

Good news. Kate Upton is in Contributor Magazine. Even better news. She’s naked. Terrible news: She’s covered. God, it’s like this “squishy brick” doesn’t even want us to see her “floppy boobs.” I mean that only in the nicest way possible or whichever way gets me close enough to cut off a lock of her hair.

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Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

ok! kate! i admit taylor momsen is pissed at me. but i don’t care, and i’m not going to care. why, did you park in front of my apartment? what was that! glad you’re pissed.

Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

uh! this is kate upton! uh! uh! i can explain, maybe not.

Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

oh! s**t!

RICO?SUAVE!
RICO?SUAVE!
11 years ago

Kate looks better than my girl MILEY? TOPLESS that is,./ sorry i cheated on you with KATE>ouch!

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5 years ago

Ding Dong went from *flop* to *TING! “I’M HARD!”*