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Katy Perry and John Mayer Finally Split

Two months in and it’s already over. Katy Perry and John Mayer have ended things. An insider tells Us, “She’s really upset about it,” while another says, “She is making it seem like it wasn’t serious with John, but she is hurt.”

Honestly, it was never going to work out anyway. It was only a matter of time before John Mayer’s douchiness took hold. It also didn’t help that I kept sending Katy dead cats with a note that read, “XOXO John Mayer.”

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Mighty Mouse
Mighty Mouse
9 years ago

Were the cats already dead, or did you kill them?

The Blemish
9 years ago
Reply to  Mighty Mouse

Found them on the side of the road.

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