Kim Zolciak Is Terrible at Baby Names

Atlanta Real Housewife Kim Zolciak and husband Kroy Biermann had their second son on Wednesday and they’re all doing great. Oh, right. They named him Kash Kade.

Wait, does she mean like the DJ, Kaskade? Did she give birth while EDM was playing in the background? Was the doctor delivering the baby while wearing a giant Ringpop and a neon mesh shirt? Did she have a tampon soaked in Vodka up her butt too? That’s what all the EDM kids do these days, right?

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