Limp Bizkit’s Reign of Terror Ends

Speaking to NME, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst announced that Limp Bizkit is done and members of the band have moved on due to waning popularity. Durst said, “we were a moment in time and it’s over.” Finally. Their music was horrible. Durst also said,

“We don’t play back home. We’ve boycotted America for many years now. I don’t know, I just don’t wanna go out like that. We did a few radio shows in 2010 for a friend and that was it. We haven’t properly toured America since 2006.

“The reason? We just don’t know what’s going on in America,” he added. “It’s all about the new catchy thing and that’s always changing. America is driven by record sales. It’s the home of corporations. We’re just Limp Bizkit, so we don’t know how to do anything but Limp Bizkit.”

The only reason their band made it big was because they were the new catchy thing for all of three months. Now they’re boycotting America because time didn’t freeze for them. Well thank god that didn’t happen and tastes evolved. If I had to hear one more person scream, “I did it for the nookie!,” I would have punched a hole straight through their face.

Though the last line, “we don’t know how to do anything but Limp Bizkit,” was interesting. Only because I take that to mean they only respond in Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Exec: How’s it going guys?

Limp Bizkit: It’s just one of those days!

Exec: I hear ya. We need to get people interested in your music again. Are sure you don’t want to do a collaboration with Calvin Harris?

LB: I think you better quit talkin’ that s**t!

Exec: Ok, ok. How about Rihanna?

LB:¬†Give me somethin’ to break!

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He boinked Britney
He boinked Britney
11 years ago

Go far away my wigger friend.
Your music was s**t stains 4 the ear.

11 years ago

Whoever wrote this article is a stupid cunt, they haven’t broken up you fucking dumb absolute bell-end. You are EVERYTHING that is wrong with the music industry and this world, seriously, full of bullshit. And if any of you indie cunts want to talk, then talk, lmao.

The Blemish
11 years ago
Reply to  Josh

Someone’s chocolate starfish is hurt