Lindsay Lohan Questioned by Cops After Burglary

Remember when Lindsay Lohan stole clothes from a photo shoot or when she stole a $2,500 necklace? Yea, good times.

Anyway, in totally unrelated news, Lindsay Lohan along with other guests were questioned by police Monday morning after a sleepover at a Hollywood Hills home. According to reports, when they woke up yesterday morning, the owner noticed some expensive jewelry had disappeared.

Lindsay was said to be cooperative though claimed she had nothing to do with it. To be clear, Lindsay is not a suspect. A surprising twist considering her past.

If I was the thief, I’d have hid a few pieces in Lindsay’s purse to throw cops off my scent. With any luck, they’d be so busy yelling and pointing fingers at Lindsay that they wouldn’t notice me sitting uncomfortably because I stuffed some diamond earrings and a pearl necklace up my butt. Sort of like a kangaroo’s pouch but much more painful.