Lindsay Lohan to Star in Lady Gaga’s New Music Video

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan are taking their friendship to the next unholy level. Lindsay, in one of the biggest career moves she’s had since claiming she was going to play deepthroat queen Linda Lovelace, will star in Lady Gaga’s music video for a new single from her upcoming ARTPOP album.

“Due to Gaga’s superstar status, this would be Lindsay’s biggest [role] by far in many, many years,” said a source. Meanwhile, an observer wonders why megastar Lady Gaga is scraping the bottom of the Hollywood barrel calling it a “mystery.”

Wait, isn’t Lady Gaga’s whole thing about embracing the disenfranchised? Her entire career has been her scraping the bottom of the barrel. And Lindsay is as bottom as you can get in Hollywood. Well, except for Tom Cruise. I hear he’s a fantastic bottom. Although, that may be an entirely different type of bottom.

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9 years ago

Lindsay is Looking so Gorgeous and beautiful to star in the lady gaga new music video .

Crap on Fire
Crap on Fire
9 years ago

She sux and literally has 9 fuggin lives

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