Here’s Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Frederick vacationing on the Island of Cavallo off the coast of Italy. As you can see through these series of pictures, she looks like one of those fish with feet climbing out of the primordial goo. Quick, someone grab an oar, hit her on the head and push her unconscious body back in. She’s trying to evolve.
Flat ass
Did you airbrush all of the herpes lesions out?
Used the new Paris Hilton Photoshop filter. De-herpify.