Randy Travis Shows Everyone How to Get a DWI

Singer Randy Travis was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving last night after police received a call about a man who was lying in the road. Upon arrival, police found Travis’ 1998 Pontiac Trans Am had driven off the road and into several construction zone barricades. Police also found Travis completely naked. Naturally, they arrested him.

Once inside the police cruiser, Travis threatened to “shoot and kill the Troopers working the case.” That couldn’t have gone over so well with cops.

When he arrived to the jail, cops gave Travis a shirt to wear for his mug shot … and a paper suit to cover his man parts.

Travis is sporting a black eye and cuts in his mug shot — injuries we’re told he suffered when he crashed his car into the construction zone.

There’s still no word on why he was naked. Maybe the idea of clothes being physical constraints put on him by society got to him and this was him making a statement. That or he was insanely drunk, thought he was home and was wandering around trying to find the shower.