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Robert Pattinson Makes His First Appearance Since Seeing Those Pictures

Robert Pattinson showed up at both the Cosmopolis premiere in New York and sat down for an interview with the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in his first appearances since those pictures of Kristen Stewart’s director dry-humping her came out. Pattinson and Jon started the segment by eating Ben & Jerry’s together.

What have you been up to?” said Stewart sweetly at the start of the interview. Then he pulled out some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and said, “We’re just a couple of gals talking.”

“I’m trying to avoid eating this cuz I’m going to split my Spanx,” said Pattinson.

Then Stewart lightly touched on that breakup and uuugggh what am I typing?

“Now I’m going to sound like an idiot. But, like, my biggest problem in life is that I’m cheap. I didn’t hire a publicist.” He laughs. “And in every awkward interview, normally actors get everything scripted. I’m going to hire a publicist.”

*Looks down at crotch* Is… is that a vagina replacing my penis?

“When you are young and break up, it’s powerful and it feels like the world is ending,” said Stewart.

Pattinson responded, “It is.”

I’ll be back later. I have to go to the drugstore. I just started menstruating.

(Via: USA Today, PEOPLE)

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