Ryan Lochte Doesn’t Have One Night Stands, Peed in the Olympic Pool

Ryan Lochte had to issue a denial after his mother told everyone that he only has one night stands. Said his mom, “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.” Ryan responded,

“They took it out of context. My mom is really new to all of this and the media,” the 27-year-old Olympian tells Us. “She meant since the last 4 years I just wanted to focus on swimming, and I didn’t really have time for a relationship.”

Ok, maybe his mom doesn’t know what the phrase “one night stand” really means. That or she’s trying to cockblock her son. Typical mother.

In related news, Lochte told Ryan Seacrest that all the swimmers pee in the pool. “Of course. We always do.” Asked if he did it in London, Ryan said, “Not during the races, but I sure did before in warm-up.”

More swimmers should do this during the race. They can use their pee like a squid uses their ink to blind their enemies as they make a quick getaway.

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