Shia LaBeouf Sent a Sex Tape to Lars von Trier to Get the Part

If you haven’t heard, Shia LaBeouf will be going real method for his next role in Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac. He’ll be so method, in fact, he’ll be having real sex with his co-star. Acting sounds tough.

Shia went on Chelsea Handler the other day and said he wanted the part so bad that he sent von Trier videos of him and his girlfriend having sex which likely sealed the deal.

His girlfriend Karolyn Pho, however, doesn’t sound too pleased and doesn’t understand why the sex can’t be simulated like in every other movie.

*Scoffs* “Geez, woman. I wouldn’t expect you to understand why I have to real-stick my penis into this girl on camera. This is acting. I’m an actor. A real thespian. Gawd, sometimes I think you want me to fail! Why don’t you ever support me!”

And that, my friends, is how Shia got his girlfriend to willingly let him bang another chick.

  • The guy is a pretty decent actor, and could be doing a lot better for himself if only he’d straighten up and fly right. I hope he gets himself sorted out before he does something TRULY stupid and winds up working at McDonald’s for a living. (No insult intended towards Mickey D employees…)

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