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Snooki Pops Out a Boy

Shortly before 3 AM this Sunday, Snooki expelled a pre-spray tanned little orange guido from her pickled body. His name? Lorenzo Dominic LaValle.

According to doctors, it was an easy birth. The baby just fist pumped his way out of her vagina.

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Bud
Bud
9 years ago

Perhaps the baby is actually Neil Armstrong reincarnated. “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” Welcome to the world baby Gilgamesh ArmstongLaValle.

Please GOD NO!
Please GOD NO!
9 years ago

I can almost smell the stench, and the thought of this tiny mole person on covers of magazines as some sort of obscene lure may be the last sign of the Apocalypse. Ugly, whorish women with mole babies, I’m sure that’s in Revelations, right?

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