Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion

Because he smokes a lot of weed, Snoop Dogg has evolved into Snoop Lion and become Bob Marley reincarnate so now he’ll make reggae music. This after visiting Rastafarian priests in a temple in Jamaica. My god, I still can’t believe all those words I wrote are real.

“I didn’t know that until I went to the temple, where the High Priest asked me what my name was, and I said, ‘Snoop Dogg.’ And he looked me in my eyes and said, ‘No more. You are the light; you are the lion.’ From that moment on, it’s like I had started to understand why I was there,” he explained at a press conference.

“I have always said I was Bob Marley reincarnated,” Lion said. “I feel I have always been a Rastafari. I just didn’t have my third eye open, but it’s wide open right now.”

“I’ve been on the top ever since I’ve been in it,” he explained. “I got rap songs that will never die. And that ain’t with no disrespect but I’m tired of rap.”

While in the studio, he distanced himself from his musical past by referring to Snoop Dogg in the third person. “F*** Snoop Dogg. Don’t think about none of the s*** he rapped about: hustling and making money and drug-dealing and shooting. All that s***’ll be out of here,” he said to his collaborators in the studio. NYDN

One thing the article failed to mention was how high Snoop Dogg and those Rastafarian priests were. Would you say really high or would you go one step further into high as f**k territory?

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9 years ago

What’s he smoking?

The Blemish
9 years ago
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The good stuff.

9 years ago

isn’t he a satanist? so, how can he be bob marley?

Seth Kelly
Seth Kelly
9 years ago

Talk about selling out to the establishment. He’s prostetuted himself out for RAP until that well ran dry. I’m suprised anyone even paid attention to his so called music. Now he’s pimping himself as a reggae artist. Please give me a break. I would think Bob Marley who did not sell out to the establishment is rolling in his grave. And if Bob did enter possess Snoop Doggy Dog (Snoo Lying) it would be to make the guy off himself and quit using his name to make money. Can you imagine the t-shirts that are going to be printed from… Read more »

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