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Adriana Lima Popped Out Another Kid

For whatever reason, for the past couple years supermodels have been getting pregnant. My theory is the sooner they get it over with the faster their body will snap back into shape. Not unlike a rubber band or the elastic on Christina Aguilera’s buffet sweats. Anyway, Adriana Lima birthed a baby girl. Her second with Marko Jaric.

“Marko and I are overjoyed to welcome Sienna into our family, and Valentina is looking forward to becoming a big sister.”

I’m sure Adriana will be back to form in a few months at which point Weight Watchers will shove a picture of her post-pregnancy body into Jessica Simpson’s face and scream, “Why can’t you be more like her?!”

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