Ali Landry gained fame by walking through a room setting off fire sprinklers while eating Doritos. Now look at her, a certified actor credited in a bunch of movies. Sure, you may have never heard of most of them — Soulkeeeper anyone? — but that’s more than you can say for some people. Where’s your movie credit, Judgy McJudgy?
My point is, Ali is almost 40 and still looks great. She took a vacation in Hawaii recently and frolicked in the ocean in a blue bikini to prove it. She was with her husband Alejandro Monteverde of course who carried the camera like a purse. Those foreigners. They don’t get embarrassed easily.
Mario Lopez – schmuck of the decade.