Amanda Bynes Locked Herself in a Bakery Bathroom for 30 Minutes

Amanda Bynes has taken her crazy show on the road. Specifically to New York where she’s now locking herself in bakery bathrooms for 30 minutes to do makeup. Presumably so photographers have an easier time making her look beautiful.

Bynes, who spent two hours at the Little Cupcake Bakershop in Soho on Wednesday at 9 pm bought a “Dreaming Princess” cupcake and cappuccino with extra sugar before locking herself in the bathroom. One of the customers, a NYC firefighter, started to worry she might be unconscious. A source says the guy knocked numerous times and called for her and that “the workers at the bakery even  turned down the music to see if they could hear any noise coming from the bathroom.”

Staff closed down the bakery while the firefighter kept trying to get Bynes to respond for 15 minutes. “Finally, he called the police and asked if he had their okay to break down the door.” That’s when Bynes finally came out acting like nothing was wrong. “She just calmly said, “Excuse me, I was doing my makeup,'” reveals the eyewitness. Bynes was then escorted out the back at around 11 pm.

I think everyone is missing the obvious explanation. Amanda wasn’t acting crazy, she was probably just taking a gigantic dump and, being a proper lady, didn’t want people to know. It must suck being a celebrity. You can’t even drop a deuce in peace at a bakery without someone thinking you passed out. You know how hard it is to do your thing when someone is banging on the door? Talk about distracting.