Carrie Underwood was performing at the KFC Yum! Center in Kentucky when she spotted a kid with a sign that read, “Will you be my first kiss?” She thought to herself, “Will I ever!,” and pulled him up on stage. She made with the pleasantries asking his name (Chase) before she got down to business.
Carrie wanted to know, “How are we going to do this?” Chase replied, “Lip to lip.” For whatever reason that exchange reminded me of Stanley Herman’s scene in Requiem for a Dream where he screams “ass to ass!” Probably because this is a lot like that.
Anyway, Carrie obliged, told him to close his eyes and gave him a quick peck on the lips. Now that kid has to go see the doctor cause he’s had an erection for more than 48 hours.
If that kid knew any better, he would have asked for open mouth with tongue.
Good God! Tell that poor, little bastard it’s all downhill from here…(sad face)