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Chinese Popstar Zhang Muyi, 24, Dating Model Akama Miki, 12

Not content to let America corner the market on creepy May-December romances, China threw their hat into the ring with 24-year-old popstar Zhang Muyi and 12-year-old model Akama Miki. What makes this creepier than Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden is Courtney had her makeup gun set to “whore” all the time so it looked like she was 30. Akama actually looks 12. Maybe younger.

Some are calling this a publicity stunt but the two are still sending awkward messages to each other on the Chinese social networking site Weibo. Muyi wished her a happy 12th birthday recently and vowed to wait “four more birthdays” until Miki is the legal age of 16. Miki replied, “I will always love you and you will be my darling forever!!!,” punctuating her post with a couple of hearts. My god, someone put up the Chris Hansen bat signal.

In other news, regardless of Miki being a model, the guy counsel has voted Zhang Muyi not be awarded any bro points when he brags about nailing a model. Unless the bro points are awarded as such: “Bro…. bro… c’mon,” and is immediately followed by an intervention.

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YourSupremeCommander
YourSupremeCommander
11 years ago

peda…..