Clique, a leaked track from Kanye West’s upcoming album Cruel Summer has Kanye rapping about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. Well, at the very least referencing it. Kanye sings about his “perfect b*tch,” “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”
Kanye West sounds very proud of Kim. As he should be. Everybody criticizes Kim for getting famous off a sex tape, and that’s reasonable, but when you actually get to date her, it’s a different story. It’s like dating a porn star but better in that you don’t have to share her with a new guy every week. It doesn’t hurt that she’s a millionaire either. Kanye is basically living every guy’s fantasy.
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