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Milan Fashion Week Seemed Pretty Cool

I’ve long said that if Fashion Week runway shows had less girls sashaying around in boring designer outfits and more girls prancing around in bikinis, it’d be an event I’d be on board with. Milan Fashion Week finally took my criticisms to heart and put Petra Nemcova and Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini and told them to walk.

Believe you me, if I was front and center for this, I would have stood up, began slow clapping and eventually turned it into rousing applause while a single tear rolled down my cheek. Such a proud moment. This must be like what it feels like to hold your firstborn for the first time.

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