If you’re wondering why I called Miley Cyrus’ hair at the VMAs Pink-esque, it’s because this. I wonder if showing up at an awards show with the same awkward cockatoo hairstyle is as embarrassing as showing up in the same dress. Also, I wonder how cockatoos feel about this. I asked one for comment and it said, “Squaaaawk!” Indeed, Mr. Cockatoo, indeed.
I’ll bet she’s bitten off more than one guy’s cock in her life! I can just see it…GRRR
Wheeew, this Pink dude is gonna put your pencil neck between her thunder thighs and instantaneously destroy you for this article.