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Rihanna Walks Among the Unwashed Masses, Told to ‘Sit the F**k Down’ by Nicki Minaj at VMAs

Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Rihanna dared to walk through a crowd of common folk while performing her opening set for the show where she expressed her desire for us to be her sex slave while touching herself and thrusting her crotch into the air. After her performance, she rocked back and forth in the fetal position in the shower and chanted, “Unclean! Unclean!” Anyway, Rihanna ended up winning the award for Video of the Year.

In somewhat related news, Trishelle Cannatella, star of Real World and sitting topless in front of Ron Jeremy (NSFW), tweeted that when Rihanna tried to give Nicki Minaj a hug for winning Best Female Video, Nicki told her to “sit the f**k down.”

Someone fill an inflatable pool with Jell-O because we got a cat fight we need to settle. Rawr.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
9 years ago

no! she sat next to katy, and in front of miley. who disappeared to write a song about being the other woman in love with the same man.

brlb baba
brlb baba
9 years ago

After her performance, she rocked back and forth in the fetal position in the shower and chanted, “Unclean! Unclean!” – SO AWESOME

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