Snooki Shows Off Her Hairy Baby

Snooki’s popped out a boy with a full set of hair six days ago. Now that mole kid is already on the cover of PEOPLE. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says about her kid, “It’s a different kind of love that I never felt before.” Yea, this “love” doesn’t penetrate you in a drunken stupor at 3 am in the morning without protection.

“We were going back and forth, and I just happened to think of Lorenzo,” says LaValle, 25, who adds that he was inspired by a child he knew from his hometown, where he and Polizzi now live with his parents. “She loved it.” To reiterate, this had nothing to do with Lorenzo Lamas. It was just some kid he from his hometown who he wanted to name his kid after for no apparent reason.

“When I got pregnant, everything changed,” says Polizzi, who will also appear on the final season of MTV’s Jersey Shore, premiering Oct. 4. “The partying is long gone. I’m a new person.” That is until the endorphins wear off and that kid is screaming at the top of his lungs at 4 am. Then it’ll be all “Lorenzo needs to change himself today because mommy is drunk.”

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