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Some Would Call Chad Johnson’s New Tattoo ‘Creepy’

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson posted a picture of his new calf tattoo on Instagram a few hours ago. It’s a picture of  Evelyn Lozada. His wife. Who he’s divorcing. Because she filed for an annulment after he headbutted her during an argument. I have a good feeling about this.

That is to say, Chad is 5 days away from standing outside her window with a boombox over his head, 10 days away from lighting her lawn on fire in the shape of a heart and 14 days away from sending her a message on a Hallmark card asking why she doesn’t love him anymore written in his blood.

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