The DMV Suspends Amanda Bynes’ Driver’s License

LA commuters can rest easy. After a DUI, two reported hit-and-runs and a few fender benders, the California Department of Motor Vehicles has suspended Amanda Bynes’ driver’s license. The DMV didn’t give an exact reason or say when the suspension took effect which sounds about right considering they’re mostly useless when it comes to giving anyone information.

No response yet from Amanda Bynes and it doesn’t look like she’ll be asking Obama for help this time around considering he’s a little busy. Plus, her Twitter seems a little empty. Anyway, I think she should go clubbing in a Segway from now on. There’s nothing uncool about that no matter how hard the bouncer and everyone in line laughs at me. I mean, you.