The Royals are Suing Over a Topless Kate Middleton

Prince William and Kate Middleton have filed a lawsuit against France’s Closer magazine after they published a topless photo of Kate during her vacation at a chateau.

An earlier statement by the Royal Family read, “Their royal highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner” and that it was “reminiscent of the worst excesses of the press and paparazzi during the life of Diana, Princess of Wales.” In Closer’s defense, their motto is “Tits or GTFO.”

Closer editor Laurence Pieau says the media is being hypocritical and that there’s nothing embarrassing here. She even held back “more intimate” photos of the two.

I don’t know why they’re getting all huffy over these photos. Kate Middleton looks great. I could look at her for hours. Oh, I guess that’s the problem. Anyway, NSFW photos here.

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Royal Retards
Royal Retards
9 years ago

After his brothers nudish expo, Thieving Sarah Fergusons flaps and his Mom with Dodi could they think they would not be seen ?

Royal Tricks
Royal Tricks
9 years ago

Pretty obvious the pure blood line from the Queen does not want these hybrid poseurs to ever step foot on the throne & will see to it their image is thoroughly tarnished just like they did to Diana then disposed of her.

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