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The Royals Got Their Topless Kate Middleton Injunction

The cockblocking French court has banned French magazine Closer from re-publishing or distributing photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless in France. Closer now has to hand over the originals within 24 hours or be fined $13,000 per day. Not affected is sister magazine Chi which is based in Italy and which has also published a few of the topless photos.

“These snapshots which showed the intimacy of a couple, partially naked on the terrace of a private home, surrounded by a park several hundred metres from a public road, and being able to legitimately assume that they are protected from passers-by, are by nature particularly intrusive.”

The magistrates ruled that every photograph published in France by Mondadori in future would carry a fine, also of 10,000 euros per breach.

However, the ruling refers only to those pictures that have already been published – Closer’s editor has previously hinted that she has other, more intimate, pictures.

A good way to solve all these privacy problems would be with a superhero. One that can sense a shutter click from miles away and jumps into action by covering up a celebrity’s breasts with their hands. We can call him Handbra Man and I know just the person for the job. *Uses blanket as cape, Looks proudly in mirror*

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Michel Gourd
9 years ago

All Kate Middleton photos must be returned ASAP! St James’s Palace is suing French magazine Closer for breach of privacy over the publication of topless photos of the duchess! The royal family legal action over media coverage is surprising. In normal time, Royals crave for photos that are their direct link to the taxpayer who pays a big part of the lavish lifestyle they have. It’s hard to feel sympathy for the Duchess of Cambridge being pictured topless in a French gossip magazine. This is not the first time a member of the Royal Family has been photographed undress. Remember… Read more »

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