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Kate Gosselin Got Fired, Is De-Aging

Kate Gosselin has been unceremoniously fired from her job as a coupon blogger for Coupon Cabin. Not only did she get fired, but she was given a public shaming by Founder & CEO Scott Kluth who posted an open letter on his site announcing the news.

“A series of recent events have made it clear to me that Kate Gosselin and her contributions do not align with the authenticity which we set out to build almost a decade ago. Ms. Gosselin is simply not a good fit with the wonderful team and culture at CouponCabin. We wish Kate, her family and her support staff all the best.”

To reiterate, Kate was fired from one of the easiest jobs in the world. Blogging. C’mon, really, Kate? Look at me, I’m highly inept and I’m still here AND supermodels throw themselves at my feet all the time! *Looks around empty room* Sigh.

In other news, Kate Gosselin is aging backwards like Benjamin Button. A process she calls “de-aging” but is called “plastic surgery” by the rest of the world. Appearing on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Kate was asked to explain why she looks nothing like her “vintage” picture taken three days after she gave birth to her babies with Jon.

Instead of just saying she got a tummy tuck in 2007 and breast implants in 2009, she played coy. “I am probably one of the rare few who de-age,” she claimed.

Yea, that’s exactly it. Benjamin Button must have been a film based on true events. In 10 years, she’ll hopefully “de-age” into a fetus and then we can finally “take care of it.”

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corvette08
corvette08
7 years ago

good i never liked her after i saw her whining ass on Sarah Palins show couldnt even tough out one night of camping for her kids

westie187
westie187
7 years ago

When will this thing go away?

Michael Scott
Michael Scott
7 years ago
Reply to  westie187

That’s what she said…

Curtis77
Curtis77
7 years ago

Anti again? Really? She looks older to me…wait that’s because she it older, like the rest of us!

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