Lindsay Lohan Dumped by Publicist

Lindsay Lohan’s underpaid mouthpiece of two years Steve Honig has quit her. The last straw came after Michael Lohan started texting him calling him a “f*cking liar” because Honig released a statement over the weekend saying Lindsay’s management had nothing to do with Michael’s attempted intervention.

Steve tells TMZ that Michael was only part of his decision saying “Michael wishes he were that important.” Nice. It’s always good to leave with a burn. But isn’t it going to be weird not having to lie or bend the truth? He’s probably going to have to be reintegrated with society somehow.