Lindsay Lohan’s Softcore Grindhouse Trailer for ‘The Canyons’ Debuts

The Bret Easton Ellis written and Paul Scrader directed movie The Canyons starring the now struggling B-actress Lindsay Lohan and porn star turned actor James Deen debuted. There’s absolutely no dialogue in the teaser whatsoever which is just as well because listening to Lindsay’s smoker voice convey emotion makes me want to stab my ears. Also, if those vertical green lines are in every single frame of the final cut like it is here, so help me god.