This is what happens when there’s a severe lack of interesting news. Witnesses spotted Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at Grom Gelato in NY’s West Village Tuesday night. Because the new relationship smell hasn’t worn off yet, they’re doing sickening things like spoon feeding each other. Jeez, get a room.
“When they walked out, Ashton fed Mila some of her ice cream!” onlooker Tammy Nguyen told PEOPLE. “They were very cute together.”
Thank god Ashton isn’t dating Alicia Silverstone. You know she would have told him to put it in his mouth and then spit it back into hers. It would be like filming a G-rated porno.
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Yeah, with the “shovel shape” head of his penis.