Proving that once you’re famous you never stop being famous, Mischa Barton hosted the grand opening of La Hong Boutique in Vienna, Austria. I wonder what the invite said. “Come see that girl that they killed off from that show that was popular ten years ago.” Alright, to be fair, she is in The Sibling with Devon Sawa and the late Michael Clarke Duncan though also to be fair, no one has ever heard of it.
Anyway, she posed with La Hong himself. Granted, posed may not be the right word. It was more like “towered over.” Either Mischa Barton is a skyscraper or this guy is really short. Luckily for him, his head is at perfect breast level which should make hugging her really awkward.
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