Naked Taylor Momsen Looks Akward Naked

Taylor Momsen, sporting two black eyes, released a spoken word video for The Pretty Reckless and she’s completely naked in it. Momsen is just standing there. In the nude. Sort of like what your uncle does at Thanksgiving but with less drunken rambling and more reading a verse from her song Under the Water for Amp Rock TV’s initiative, The Words.

This video doesn’t come as much of a shock considering she’s been hanging out with porn star Jenna Haze. When you have friends like that, they sort of rub off on you.

In any case, this was a bit of a disappointment. I was expecting hotter. Instead, Taylor looks really creepy naked. Like one of those things that comes out of the tv and tells you you only have six weeks to live. Or like one of those people from an interment camp.

Anyway, if you’re on the fence about watching this, she’s 19 now so you won’t be getting a visit from the feds again and you can’t really see much no matter how hard you stare at it.

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